เนื้อเพลง Hockey Cards 'N Stuff, Eh? - Barenaked Ladies

when i was a child i used to collect hockey cards
it was pretty easy, yeah it wasn't that hard
i would get on my bike and go to the store
they were pretty inexpensive, so i'd usually buy four packs

and sometimes they'd have this bad gum
i'd eat it even though it didn't taste yummy
though i used to collect cards but i didn't care for sports
you can ask anybody 'cause they know i don't like sports

but i like the hockey cards 'cause my brother and i would laugh at the haircuts on the guys on the hockey cards
which, see this next guy got this big excellent mustache and that guy's got a smashed-in nose and check out his ears, man