เนื้อเพลง Vegetarian Mumbo Jumbo - NOFX

I don’t want tofu I’d rather have a mouthful of beef stew I don’t want
To be a vegetarian why eat beans when you can have steak insted?
I don’t feel bad about eating something thats dead why should I be
Sad for cows getting hit in the head? so I like eating fish tell me whats
Wrong with this how can you blame me for eating chicken of the sea?
Don’t waste your breath yelling at me about animal rights and how they
Should be free it’s survival of the fittest and we’re winning I don’t feel
Bad about eating something that’s dead why should I be sad for chickens
Being force fed so I like eating fish tell me what’s wrong with this how can
You blame me for eating chicken of the sea?