เนื้อเพลง Jack Sparrow - The Lonely Island
เนื้อเพลง Jack Sparrow
[Secretary:] Guys, Michael Bolton is here
Oh Great, send him in.
[Michael Bolton:] Hey guys.
Hey, hi, thanks for coming
[Michael Bolton:] Sorry I'm late, I got caught up watching that Pirates of the Carribean marathon. Have you
seen those things?
Oh yeah, yeah, those are, those are great.
[Michael Bolton:] Well, I checked out the track and I loved it. And I wrote you this big sexy hook I think
you're really gonna dig.
Oh wow that's great, awesome. Should we just lay it down?
[Michael Bolton:] Boys, lets get to it.
[Whisper:] Here we go.
Ungh, Lonely Island, Michael Bolton
The night starts now
Together on the track, the boys are back
The night starts now
Night starts now baby roll with us, chickens snapping at the neck when we rollin' up.
Blow through the doors ain't no holdin' up
Black card at the bar like I gives a f*ck.
Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set, f*ck the fellas looking jealous play the back and get wet
Three pound in my waist, shank in my sock, you either get cut, get stuffed or get shot.
THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW, PIRATE SO BRAVE ON THE SEVEN SEAS
A MYSTICAL QUEST TO THE ISLE OF TORTUGA, RAVEN LOCKS SWAY ON THE OCEAN'S
Yeah that was kinda weird, but we're back in the club
Buying up the bar so the groupies show us love
Motherf*cking ice-man, I'm the top gunner
Heater on blast, I'm the number one stunner
Watch it girl cause I ain't your "Mr. Nice Guy",
More like the "meet ya take you home and f*ck you twice guy"
All dressed up with nowhere to run,
And now I make you feel crazy with the..?
NOW BACK TO THE GOOD PART:
FROM THE DAY HE WAS BORN, HE YEARNED FOR ADVENTURE
OLD CAPTAIN JACK GIVING THEM WHAT FOR.
HE'S THE PAUPER OF THE SURF
THE JESTER OF TORTUGA
BUT IS DAVY JONES' LOCKER WHAT LIES IN STORE?
Yeah, we've seen the movie
Throw your hands in the air and say hell yeah, come on
From the front to the back say we count stacks come on
Michael Bolton we're really gonna need you to focus up
ROGER THAT LET ME TRY IT WITH ANOTHER FILM
LIFE IS A BOX OF CHOCOLATES AND MY NAME IS FORREST GUMP
THOUGH I'M NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED, I GIVE JENNY ALL OF MY LOVE
OK THEN I'M A LEGAL AIDE, ERIN BROCKOVICH IS MY NAME
THEN YOU CAN CALL ME SCARFACE, SNORTIN MOUNTAINS OF C*CAINE
YOU COCKROACHES WANNA PLAY ROUGH? OKAY, I'M RELOADED
THIS IS THE TALE OF TONY MONTANYA
CUBANO FLAME, WITH THE MIAMI NUTS
(Take it home!)
GOT A BASEHEAD WIFE, BUT HER WOMB IS POLLUTED
THIS WHOLE TOWN'S A P*SSY, JUST WAITING TO GET F*CKED!
Ooookay, turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile
YOU COMPLETE ME!
Yup, yeah, ok..?