เนื้อเพลง If We Were Gay - Ninja Sex Party

You know, a lot of people come up to us and say,
"Hey Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian, you guys wear a lot of spandex and live together. Are you gay?"
Pff, I have to laugh. Ha ha ha ha ha!
Could you imagine that? If We Were Gay?
Could you imagine?

A newborn deer runs through a field
A rainbow shines from Heaven
A child's smile lights up the room
As Brian blows a dude

A star shoots in from outer space
A puppy licks its mother
A ray of sunlight through the trees
As Brian licks a sack

There would be no sadness
If we were super gay
Just unicorns and magic
If we were super gay

We would all be flying
On a tasteful pink duvet
But mostly Brian
Mostly Brian's gay
Ooh, ooh ooh Brian's gay ooh oooooh

Here's a list of things that Brian likes to s*ck

D*ck d*ck d*ck d*ck d*ck d*ck d*ck d*ck d*ck d*ck d*ck d*ck d*ck d*ck d*ck d*ck d*ck d*ck d*ck d*ck d*ck d*ck d*ck d*ck balls

D*ck d*ck d*ck d*ck d*ck d*ck d*ck d*ck d*ck d*ck d*ck d*ck d*ck d*ck d*ck d*ck d*ck d*ck d*ck d*ck d*ck d*ck d*ck d*ck balls! One! Two! Balls!

Your d*ck, my d*ck, your d*ck, my d*ck, your d*ck, my d*ck, your d*ck, my d*ck
your d*ck, your d*ck, your d*ck, your d*ck, balls!

My balls and d*ck! D*ck, d*ck, d*ck, d*ck ,d*ck, d*ck, d*ck, d*ck, d*ck, d*ck, d*ck, oh sh*t!