เนื้อเพลง Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) - Tenacious D

Beelzeboss

[Beelz] I am complete!

[Both] Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

[Beelz] yes you are f*cked, sh*t out of luck
now i'm complete and my cock you will s*ck
the world will be mine and you're first in line
you brought me the pick and now you both shall die!

[JB] Wait! wait!
you muthaf*cka
we challenge you to a rock off!
give us one chance to rock your socks off

[Beelz] F*ck, f*ck, f*ck
the demon code prevents me
from declining a rock off challenge
what are your terms? what is the catch?

[JB] If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell.
and also you will have to pay our rent

[Beelz] And what if *i* win?
[JB] then you can take Kage back to hell...
[KG] What?
[JB] trust me Kage, its the only way,
[KG] What the f*ck man?
[JB] to be your little b*tch.
[Beelz]
Fine! Let the rock off begin!hahahahaa
Im the devil i love metal!
Check this riff it's f*cking tasty
i'm the devil i can do what i want,
whatever i got i'm gonna flaunt,
there's never been a rock off i've ever lost
i cant wait to take Kage back to hell
i'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel
i'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel

[JB] Noooooo!
cmon Kage bring the thundah
[KG] there's just no way that we can win,
that was a masterpiece.
[JB] listen to me
[KG] he rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man
[JB] goddamn-it Kage,
he gonna make you his sex slave,
youre gonna gargle mayonnaise
unless we bust a massive monster mamma-jam.
[KG] dude, we've been through so much sh*t,
[JB] deactivated lasers with my d*ck
[BOTH] now its time to blow this f*cker down!
[JB] C'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
[KG] I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
[JB] Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown
[KG] We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town
[BOTH] Now we've got to blow this f*cker down
[KG] He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
[JB] C'mon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down
[KG] OOOOOOh (?) It's time for the black out
[JB] Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss,
we know your weakness our rocket-sauce
we rock the casbah, and blow your mind
we will defeat you, for all mankind
you hold the scepter,
we hold the key
you are the devil,
we are the D [17x]

[Beelz]
You guys are f*ckin' lame. Come on Kage, You're comin with me.
Taste my lightning s*ckers!

[Tenacious D:]
[JB] NOOOO!

[Beelz]
ow! F*ck!
My F*ckin' horn!
ooohh no!

[JB] From whence you came you shall remain,
until you are complete again

[Beelz]
Nooooooo! F*ck you Kage and F*ck you Jables!
I'll get you Tenacious D!