เนื้อเพลง Spiderman - Tenacious D

Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a spider can
I-Is he strong? Listen bud
He got the radioactive blood
Hey there! There goes the Spiderman
Ohhh!!!!!

Is he strong? Listen bud
He got the radioactive blood
Can he swing, from a thread?
Take a look overhead
Hey there! There goes the Spiderman
Ohhh!!!!!

David Dark comin at 'em
He's got f*cking, ultimate fighter championship, moves!
Here comes Spidey
He's not f*cking, really Spidey
His moves didn't work, because he's f*cking Spidey!

Spiderman, doesn't look right
He looks like, cheap ass!
Spidey, wearing the nike shoes
I can see the f*cking BVDs
Outline...oh f*ck Stay totally still!

Stay totally still
It's f*cking sassafrassquatch!
I've been searching for him for ten years
And now's my chance to capture 'em
I'm not moving on...f*ck!

He's using the web! He's using the web!
Using the Spidey! He's freezing the auidence!
He's using the f*cking Spidey-
Twa, it didn't hold 'em!
It f*cking holds almost everbody
But it didn't work on Sass!

He f*cking used a Matrix move!
He f*cking used a Matrix move!
Doosh!
Ha! What a f*cking move!?
What the f*ck is going down? Somebody help us

He's got the tranquilizer gun!
David Dark's got the tranquil gun
He shot him in the ass with tranquilizer gun
But it didn't...(starts to laugh)
Why's he have his cock out? That's not right!

Here comes Sassafrass! He's f*cking, really pissed off
Now what the f*ck is happening tonight?
It's looking like a fight!
-No! (starts to laugh a lot)

You should've f*cking known!
Not to pull out your d*ck in front of Sass
He'll rip that sh*t right off! Now you're f*cking bummed
What are you doing..no, no no
Don't make him s*ck your chode!
Ah Jesus!

He's s*cking on his f*cking chode!
He's gonna shoot your f*cking load
If I know Sassafrass! Who's gonna shoot the load?
Ahh! That's no ord,nary creamer!

What the f*ck? That's bad news Bears.
That's a lotta cum! That's way too much Sass cum
Sassafrass...he hasn't, f*cking done enough

He's dragging him by the foot! He's getting him in position
I don't know what for!-
But I think it's finger licking! (laughs once again)

The ultimate bomb, ya'll.
Ah, no. The ultimate fighter championship-
He's flinging sh*t! And he's taking a dump...

Ah Jesus.. Wait a second, he's got him tricked!
The old stick, for the f*cking Sassafrass trick
Works every time. See if you can, keep him alive
That rips. Life is a great big hang up.
Whenever there's a bang up-
You'll see Sassafrass and Spiderman!
Taking a sh*t on David Dark!